Tuesday, May 26, 2009

if my [love] life were a cArD gAME...(posted to Facebook on 2/14/09)

i wouldn’t want it to be Poker because you’d gamble with my emotions.

i wouldn't want it to be ERS because you'd always be hurting me.

i wouldn’t want it to be BS…

i wouldn't want it to be Speed or Spoons because you'd put me down as quickly as you picked me up.

i wouldn’t want it to be Old Maid because that’s just an insult.

i wouldn’t want it to be Mao because i’d always be playing by YOUR rules.

i wouldn’t want it to be Kemps because you have to be sneaky to win.

i wouldn’t want it to be War because it shouldn’t have to be a competition.

i wouldn’t want it to be Freecell because i don’t like to be moved around for anyone’s convenience.

i wouldn’t want it to be Hearts because hearts have to be broken before things get interesting.

i wouldn't want it to be Solitaire because i'm a little bit scared of lonely.

i’d want it to be Uno. because you’re pretty close to winning when you’re only holding one in your hand. and you’d really have to take it slow, think things through, and learn the rules.

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